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How to handle a Kiss Cam

8 years ago

Le Chateau correctly observes that public Kiss Cams are BETA bait . A private friendzoning is a punch to the nuts, but a public friendzoning...

Le Chateau correctly observes that public Kiss Cams are BETA bait.
A private friendzoning is a punch to the nuts, but a public friendzoning….well that’s just a drawing and quartering of a man’s soul. Unnecessary cruelty. A day-spa visit to the Chateau imbibing the lessons herein could’ve saved this man such a public humiliation. Not to mention spared him the time and energy he’s obviously wasted chasing a phantom pussy.
There is only one correct way to handle a Kiss Cam, regardless of whether you are a Stone Cold Alpha or a delusional Gamma out with your Dream Girl Who Cries On Your Shoulder.

  1. Make a confused face.
  2. Point at her with your rear hand, i.e. the one on the side away from her.
  3. Look at her. Then look back at the camera.
  4. Clearly say "who is that?" or "she's my sister". 
You're welcome.

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